Welcome ICLWers

We’re in the TWW here at The Barreness’s castle so rather than share random phantom (most likely progesterone-induced) symptoms with you, that we all distract ourselves with something frivolous.  Clearly my moniker on the blog is a pseudonym, so here are a few more:

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Nerizzle.  Fo shizzle.  (Sigh.  Even my gansta name sounds white bread.)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Aqua Kitten  (Are we sure that’s not my porn star name?  Wonder if the job comes with flippers?)

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Muffin Shaun Court.  (OK, now this is clearly my porn star name…)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (your car name, and your homeplanet is the last medication you took)
My car is actually a bike (The Baron uses the car for work), so:

I am Sub Zero from the planet Ovadriel.  (Aw man!  That’s so much cooler than me in real life :()

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Blue XP (Sounds like a photocopier, or the next version of Windows OS.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
May Arnold (When the witness protection program was set in the 1930s…)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Milo (Yeah, that sounds OK.  Of course I’m too depressed to care.)

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your mom’s middle name – if you make it this far!!)
What???  My middle name only has 3 letters…

Ekunly  (Surely that’s a rude word in some language?!)

Anyway – no matter what my name is, I welcome you and look forward to catching up on a few new blogs this week.